1. You lock your door with a Knife/axe/2x4.
2. You burn your grass instead of mowing it.
3. You light your cigarette with a toaster/ oven.
4. You have a reserved seat at Bingo/Casino/Off sale parking.
5. You've stolen wood from someone else
6. You drink coffee/tea and smoke before bed.
7. You owe money to at least three people.
8. When someone falls, you laugh.
9. You've used a piece of mail for dustpan.
10. You went to the store with a letter to buy cig's for your mom or grandma.
11. You've been chased or run from the police on foot and got away
12. The batteries in the remote control are held by a piece of tape
13. You whistled at the northern lights to see if the legend was true.
14. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking on it.
15. You use jelly and jam jars as cups.
16. You play bingo/ and casino
17. You constantly hit *69 and ask ' did you call here'.
18. You point in a certain direction with your lips.
19. You pawn your valuables.
20. Your curtain is a sheet
.21. Your aunts and uncles came to visit you and never left.
22. You've drank alcohol by the age 13 or younger.
23. You've smoked by the age 9.
24. You walk the roads of the rez in the summer.
25. You've learned to drive by the age 12.
26. You know your Indian when you have a weird nickname like Lollie, bannock, Tzus, or even chicken
LOL! This may seem racially insensitive...but the really humourous part of this pass along email is that so much of it is true (and some of it is applicable)
but the
really interesting thing about this pass along is
how many times I received it in my inbox and remember
I am not an Indian! But, this just goes to prove that my nickname of
Whindian was given to me for a reason...obviously...LOL...more posts to come! Yuppers, work is starting to settle down and I am starting to
ponder and as always,
digress.... Later folks :)
