Start your Monday with a laugh...

Just something I received via email through a friend...got a good chuckle ...if we can't make fun of ourselves, who can we make fun of? (I realize that is a very open question and you could technically make fun of a lot of people -- but laugh at this and obstain from personal jokes?!? who knows....)

2007 Red Neck pick-up lines

If you have some redneck friends who could use some help establishing relationships then you might want to consider sharing some of these latest pick-up lines with them and help get their New Year off to a good start.

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in' em.

6) If you was a tree & I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep in til afternoon.

And.... the best for last………

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.